Drop A Dime with DJ Crazy Chris

Top 10 Things DJ Crazy Chris Loves About The Internet

10. WHERE ELSE COULD U FIND SO MANY PEOPLE WHO SYMPATHIZE WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR GENITALIA…AND SO WILLING TO HELP.

9. I JUST BOUGHT A MONKEY AND A WEDDING DRESS ON EBAY…. FROM THE SAME GUY!

8. WHO KNEW MAMIE EISENHOWER DID A TITTY FLICK?!?!

7. CHICKS FROM THE UKRAINE ARE INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW THE “REAL ME”….AND ALL IT COST ME WAS A PLANE TICKET AND SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS IN “RUN AROUND” MONEY

6. I JUST SAW AN ANIMATED GIF OF CHUCK NORRIS DOING THE “ELECTRIC SLIDE”

5. MY HONEYMOON TAPE IS ON YOUTUBE… AND IVE NEVER OWNED A CAMCORDER

4. CREATING A WIKIPEDIA PAGE CLAIMING THAT ARSENIO HALL INVENTED THE FEMALE SANITARY NAPKIN IN 1987

3. READING STRANGERS INNERMOST THOUGHTS VIA BLOGS HAS DEFINITELY CURBED MY THIRST TO KILL THE HOMELESS

2. FINDING HUMOR IN PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES HAS NEVER BEEN SO INVIGORATING…OR READILY AVAILABLE

1. GOOGLING MYSELF

6 Comments
Geolani | December 1, 2008 9:38 AM | Reply

your a fool CC!

djcc | December 1, 2008 12:51 PM | Reply

hee hee

cc

triple b | December 1, 2008 4:05 PM | Reply

this post sux

Legend | December 1, 2008 7:51 PM | Reply

CC = GOAT

Ali | December 2, 2008 3:36 AM | Reply

lmao cc should have a regular column