January 2009 Murder of the Month: DJ Desperado

Man, cats are despicable with this mixtape shit. Look at this bitch asses mixtape cover above. Peep how he jacked 2Mello’s and Miami Kaos’ to make his own. They’re two grown men and can stick up for themselves, but we couldn’t let this go.

(You knew Dimez had to speak on this) Take the balls off your chin homie. This is a pure cock sucker move. I’m talking base head bitch, down on her luck, with armadillo skin on her knees, $5 nut catcher face type shit.

(Chew says…) Now I tried to see the other side and was like “damn, maybe dude can’t afford a mixtape cover”. Then I slapped myself and was like “if he can’t afford a cover what is he doing dropping a mixtape to begin with?”. Dude is a straight lame for that shit. Go sell some tube socks, go hit up Coinstar, get a job…something to at least pay for a mixtape cover. What’s even more fucked up is Desperado isn’t half bad when it comes to some blend shit…or he didn’t used to be anyway. He goes by the title “blend bully”, but it’s more like “blend douche bag”. He’s turned into an old rusty cunt, summers eve using mutha fucka?

(Dimez: “My hand is up. Pick me, damn it!) I remember my man Premo (RM message board) sending me a Desperado blend tape. It was fuego, but he didn’t track the motherfucker out right and I had to piece the shit together, for it to be listenable. That was a few years ago and times have changed for the worse for the “blend bully”. Unlike my partner Chew, I can understand dude not being able to afford a cover. But if you lost your day gig, stop fucking with this shit. If your baby moms left and took you to court for child support, stop fucking with this shit. If some little fucker kicked you in the ding ding and rendered you unable to stand up for long periods of time, (say it with me kids) STOP FUCKING WITH THIS SHIT!!!

(Chew adds…) And to the people saying “maybe he didn’t know and it was the designer”…please mutha fucka please. 2Mello’s shit is everywhere right now. YOU CAN’T MISS IT! Plus I’m quite sure he’s seen a Kaos cover at one point too. He’s not innocent, he’s a swagger jackin’ douche canoe. What part of the game is this? Oh that’s right, its the bitch ass part. You know that part where broke cats think they can get over without repercussions. This dude is DJ Finesse status…just sucking in life as a person. Let me stop, because this dude is getting too much press right now. He’s really not that important. As a matter a fact, head over to Dat Piff and listen to his mixtape (for free), it’s probably pretty good, but you def won’t hear it anywhere else on the planet. Now Desperado, go dig that hole and jump in it you tart ass vagina of a DJ.

(Dimez: “I’m closing”) And get somebody to cover your ass up after you jump in that hole fam, cause any Dj with integrity wouldn’t have gone out like this. And your careers tomb stone should read, “here lies a motherfucker that USED to be nice”.

7 Comments

djcc | February 2, 2009 1:54 AM | Reply

MURDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

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DJ G-Spot | February 2, 2009 11:57 AM | Reply

damn, i aint seen ya’ll go in on somebody like this in a long time.

Raze Uno | February 2, 2009 2:31 PM | Reply

dammmmnnnn….

SMOOTH DENALI | February 2, 2009 2:47 PM | Reply

its about MUTHAFUCKEN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Tapemasta | February 2, 2009 8:28 PM | Reply

Oh yeah..Keep it real !!!

DJ 2MELLO!!!!!!!!!!! | February 3, 2009 1:08 AM | Reply

HOLY CRAP!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SMH, CHEW AND DIMEZ YALL CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!!!

hg | February 4, 2009 9:33 PM | Reply

[rio ferdinand] you got murked!![rio ferdinand]